What's up Boss' and Bossettes!
I am going to be honest with all of you; a normal human being cannot live the hardcore lifestyle that I do with out serious complications and/or dying. My body can handle the rigors of how I roll by my adhering to a strict health regiment.
My typical day starts at the crack of dawn. Sleeping in is for lazy pussies. I wake up around 6:00 a.m., go downstairs and pound a gallon of milk in 20 minutes. None of that 2% bullshit. I only drink 100% unpasturized. I tried to by a cow with my Keno winnings last month....you know to cut out the middle man (I'm a savvy businessman, bro), but my roomate was all like, "No son of mine is bringing a cow into this house!"
At 6:20, I take a quick nap unitl 2:00 p.m. Then, I head to the YMCA to play some streetball with these persian high school kids I know.
I work every night until 11:00 p.m., so I don't have time to eat a traditional dinner. After work I head to Champps and order nachos. Nachos cover every major food group: grain, dairy, meats, vegetables and fruit (avacado, bro).
Finally, I remain celebate. Sex messes you up, bro. I've seen Raging Bull 20 times and that's where I got that knowledge from.
So remember what the Tweadey has laid down here today. It just might save your life.
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